dijous, 17 d’abril de 2014

Nena d'ullassos tristos...

Un cop més, el meu homenatge decidit al poeta anònim:

Nena d'ullassos tristos
i de cabells rosa,
¿per què insisteixes a batejar la cosa
que està creixent dins del teu ventre
si no té ni pèls ni membres
i no sap el que és el català?
¿Si les seves celles són còpia de les teves,
si la seva mà és còpia de la teva mà?

Quan aquesta part que vas nomenclar
es divorciï per fi de les teves entranyes,
hi haurà tartanyes.

Aquí sota, l'original:

Niña de ojazos tristes
y de cabello rosa.
¿Por qué insistís en bautizar la cosa
que está creciendo adentro de tu vientre?
Si carece de pelos y de dientes
y no sabe lo que es el castellano.
Si sus cejas son copia de las tuyas,
si sus manos son copia de tus manos.

Cuando esa parte a la que nomenclaste
se divorcie por fin de tus entrañas
habrá guadañas.

dimarts, 15 d’abril de 2014

Brief Notes on the Art and Manner of Arranging One's Books, de Georges Perec

Brief Notes on the Art and Manner of Arranging One’s Books1
Georges Perec

Every library2 answers a twofold need, which is often also a twofold obsession: that of conserving certain objects (books) and that of organizing them in certain ways.
One of my friends had the idea one day of stopping his library at 361 books. The plan was as follows: having attained, by addition or subtraction, and starting from a given number of books, the number K = 361, deemed as corresponding to a library—if not an ideal then at least a sufficient library—he would undertake to acquire on a permanent basis a new book X only after having eliminated (by giving away, throwing out, selling, or any other appropriate means) an old book Z, so that the total number K of works should remain constant and equal to 361:
K + X > 361 > K—Z.
As it evolved, this seductive scheme came up against predictable obstacles for which the unavoidable solutions were found. First, a volume was to be seen as counting as one (1) book even if it contained three (3) novels (or collections of poems, essays, etc.); from which it was deduced that three (3) or four (4) or n (n) novels by the same author counted (implicitly) as one (1) volume by that author, as fragments not yet brought together but ineluctably bringable together in a Collected Works. Whence it was adjudged that this or that recently acquired novel by this or that English-language novelist of the second half of the 19th century could not logically count as a new work X but as a work Z belonging to a series under construction: the set T of all the novels written by the aforesaid novelist (and God knows there are some!). This did not alter the original scheme in any way at all: only instead of talking about 361 books, it was decided that the sufficient library was ideally made up of 361 authors, whether they had written a slender opuscule or enough to fill a truck.
This modification proved effective over several years. But it soon became apparent that certain works, romances of chivalry, for example, had no author or else had several authors, and that certain authors—the Dadaists, for example—could not be kept separate from one another without automatically losing 90 per cent of what made them interesting. The idea was thus reached of a library restricted to 361subjects—the term is vague but the groups it covers are also vague at times—and up until now that limitation has been strictly observed.
So then, one of the chief problems encountered by the man who keeps the books he has read or promises himself that he will one day read is that of the increase in his library. Not everyone has the good fortune to be Captain Nemo: “The world ended for me the day my Nautilus dived for the first time beneath the waves. On that day I bought my last volumes, my last pamphlets, my last newspapers, and since that time I would like to believe that mankind has neither thought nor written.”
Captain Nemo’s 12,000 volumes, uniformly bound, were thus classified once and for all—and all the more simply because the classification, as is made clear to us, was uncertain, at least from the linguistic point of view (a detail which does not at all concern the art of arranging a library but is meant simply to remind us that Captain Nemo speaks all languages indiscriminately). But for us, who continue to have to do with a human race that insists on thinking, writing, and above all publishing, the increasing size of our libraries tends to become the one real problem. For it is not too difficult, very obviously, to keep ten or 20 or let us say even a hundred books; but once you start to have 361, or a thousand, or three thousand, and especially when the total starts to increase every day or thereabouts, the problem arises, first of all of arranging all those books somewhere and then of being able to lay your hand on them one day when, for whatever reason, you either want or need to read them at last or even to reread them.
Thus the problem of a library is shown to be twofold: a problem of space first of all, then a problem of order.
1. Of Space
1.1. Generalities
Books are not dispersed but assembled. Just as we put all the pots of jam into a jam cupboard, so we put all our books into the same place, or into several same places. Even though we want to keep them, we might pile our books away into trunks, put them in the cellar or the attic, or in the bottoms of wardrobes, but we generally prefer them to be visible.
In practice, books are most often arranged one beside the other, along a wall or division, on rectilinear supports, parallel with one another, neither too deep nor too far apart. Books are arranged—usually—standing on end and in such a way that the title printed on the spine of the work can be seen (sometimes as in bookshop windows, the cover of the book is displayed, but it is unusual, proscribed, and nearly always considered shocking to have only the edge of the book on show).
In current room layouts, the library is known as a “corner” for books. This, most often, is a module belonging as a whole to the “living room,” which likewise contains a
– drop leaf drinks cabinet
– drop leaf writing desk
– two-door dresser
– hi-fi unit
– television console
– slide projector
– display cabinet
and is offered in catalogs adorned with a few false bindings. In practice books can be assembled just about anywhere.
1.2. Rooms where books may be put
– in the entrance hall
– in the sitting room
– in the bedroom(s)
– in the john
Generally speaking, only one kind of book is put in the room you cook in: the ones known as “cookbooks.”
It is extremely rare to find books in a bathroom, even though for many people this is a favorite place to read in. The surrounding humidity is unanimously considered a prime enemy of the conservation of printed texts. At the most, you may find in a bathroom a medicine cupboard and in the medicine cupboard a small work entitledWhat to Do before the Doctor Gets There.
1.3. Places in a room where books can be arranged
On the shelves of fireplaces or over radiators (it may be thought, even so, that heat may, in the long run, prove somewhat harmful),
between two windows,
in the embrasure of an unused door,
on the steps of a library ladder, making this unusable (very chic),
underneath a window,
on a piece of furniture set at an angle and dividing the room into two (very chic, creates an even better effect with a few potted plants).
1.4. Things which are not books but are often encountered in libraries
Photographs in gilded brass frames, small engravings, pen and ink drawings, dried flowers in stemmed glasses, matchbox holders containing, or not, chemical matches (dangerous), lead soldiers, a photograph of Ernest Renan in his study at the Collège de France,3 postcards, dolls’ eyes, tins, packets of salt, pepper and mustard from Lufthansa, letter scales, picture books, marbles, pipe cleaners, scale models of vintage cars, multicolored pebbles and gravel, ex votos, springs.
2. About Order
A library that is not arranged becomes disarranged: this is the example I was given to try and get me to understand what entropy was and which I have verified experimentally several times.
Disorder in a library is not serious in itself; it ranks with “Which drawer did I put my socks in?” We always think we shall know instinctively where we have put such and such a book. And even if we do not know, it will never be difficult to go rapidly along all the shelves.
Opposed to this apologia for a sympathetic disorder is the small-minded temptation toward an individual bureaucracy: one thing for each place and each place for its one thing, and vice versa. Between these two tensions, one which sets a premium on letting things be, on a good-natured anarchy, the other that exalts the virtues of thetabula rasa, the cold efficiency of the great arranging, one always ends by trying to set one’s books in order. This is a trying, depressing operation, but one liable to produce pleasant surprises, such as coming upon a book you had forgotten because you could no longer see it and which, putting off until tomorrow what you will not do today, you finally redevour lying face down on your bed.
2.1. Ways of arranging books
– alphabetically
– by continent or country
– by color
– by date of acquisition
– by date of publication
– by format
– by genre
– by major periods of literary history
– by language
– by priority for future reading
– by binding
– by series
None of these classifications is satisfactory by itself. In practice, every library is ordered starting from a combination of these modes of classification, whose relative weighting, resistance to change, obsolescence, and persistence give every library a unique personality.
We should first of all distinguish stable classifications from provisional ones. Stable classifications are those which, in principle, you continue to respect; provisional classifications are those supposed to last only a few days, the time it takes for a book to discover, or rediscover, its definitive place. This may be a book recently acquired and not yet read, or else a book recently read that you do not quite know where to place and which you have promised yourself you will put away on the occasion of a forthcoming “great arranging,” or else a book whose reading has been interrupted and that you do not want to classify before taking it up again and finishing it, or else a book you have used constantly over a given period, or else a book you have taken down to look up a piece of information or a reference and which you have not yet put back in its place, or else a book that you cannot put back in its rightful place because it does not belong to you and you have promised several times to give it back, etc.
In my own case, nearly three-quarters of my books have never really been classified. Those that are not arranged in a definitively provisional way are arranged in a provisionally definitive way, as at the OuLiPo. Meanwhile, I move them from one room to another, one shelf to another, one pile to another, and may spend three hours looking for a book without finding it but sometimes having the satisfaction of coming upon six or seven others which serve my purpose just as well.
2.2. Books very easy to arrange
The big Jules Vernes in the red binding, very large books, very small ones, Baedekers, rare books or ones presumed to be so, hardbacks, volumes in the Pléiade collection, the Présence du Futur series, novels published by the Editions de Minim, collec­tions, journals of which you possess at least three issues, etc.
2.3. Books not too difficult to arrange
Books on the cinema, whether essays on directors, albums of movie stars, or shooting scripts. South American novels, ethnology, psychoanalysis, cookery books (see above), directories (next to the phone), German Romantics, books in the Que Sais-je? series (the problem being whether to arrange them all together or with the discipline they deal with), etc.
2.4. Books just about impossible to arrange
The rest: for example, journals of which you possess only a single issue, or else La Campagne de 1812 en Russie by Clausewitz, translated from the German by M. Bégouën, Captain-Commandant in the 31st Dragoons, Passed Staff College, with one map, Paris, Librairie Militaire R. Chapelot et Cie, 1900; or else fascicule 6 of Volume 91 (November 1976) of the Proceedings of the Modern Language Association of America (PMLA) giving the program for the 666 working sessions of the annual congress of said Association.
Like the librarians of Babel in Borges’ story, who are looking for the book that will provide them with the key to all the others, we oscillate between the illusion of perfection and the vertigo of the unattainable. In the name of completeness, we would like to believe that a unique order exists that would enable us to accede to knowledge all in one go; in the name of the unattainable, we would like to think that order and disorder are in fact the same word, denoting pure chance.
It is also possible that both are decoys, trompe l’oeils intended to disguise the erosion of both books and systems. It is no bad thing in any case that between the two our bookshelves should serve from time to time as joggers of the memory, as cat rests and as lumber rooms.
1 / First published in L’Humidité, 1978.
2 / A library I call a sum of books constituted by a non-professional reader for his own pleasure and daily use. This excludes the collections of bibliophiles and fine bindings by the yard, but also the majority of specialized libraries (those in universities, for example) whose particular problems match those of public libraries.
3 / A famously pompous, high-minded 19th-century scholar and writer, unlikely to have appealed to GP.
Georges Perec, “Brief Notes on the Art and Manner of Arranging One’s Books,” Species of Spaces and Other Pieces, Penguin, London 1999, p. 148–155.

Valises(s) de cronopio, i II

Fa unes quantes setmanes vaig fer un text explicant com vaig fer unes sessions parlant de Julio Cortázar amb alumnes de segon curs de batxillerat del centre on treballo. Ara voldria fer-vos cinc cèntims d'un tema que tot i ser considerat menor o intranscendent per molta gent té una importància brutal per tots aquells que realment ens apassionem pels llibres: com organitzar-los en lleixes, primer, i com organitzar les lleixes en una estructura superior anomenada biblioteca.

I quina relació tindria això amb l'experiència de les maletes i Julio Cortázar? Doncs, per simplificar: un cop acabades les presentacions calia tornar a extraure tots els volums de les dues maletes i, en principi, resituar-los a l'espai que els pertocava. En veure tots els llibres apessonats, però, saltava (sempre salta, inefable i reiterativa) la pregunta de com recol·locar: en ordre alfabètic per títol, per editorials i col·leccions, per gèneres i subgèneres, separant-ne les traduccions fetes per JC, separant-ne l'obra de i l'obra sobre JC o tot barrejat, apartant els llibres de JC traduïts a altres llengües, apartant els llibres en col·laboració o els llibres rars (ex. edicions artesanals o no venals) en sub-blocs, dissociant les biografies, disposant simplement tots llibres en ordre alfabètic segons autor / editor i fora, fent-ne una ordenació cromàtica, endreçant segons l'altura o gruix dels lloms, etc. I parlem només de la col·lecció de llibres directament referits a Julio Cortázar, és clar. Imagineu (o recordeu) les variables que s'obren quan mires de resoldre tots aquests jardins que es bifurquen en una biblioteca de tres o quatre mil llibres, com sol ser el cas.

divendres, 11 d’abril de 2014

Què (em/us) regalaré aquest Sant Jordi (versió 2014)

Imito directament i a cara descoberta un apunt que ha penjar en Macip no fa gaire; per fer-vos dentetes i, alhora, recomanar-vos llibres i/o explicar-vos quins n'estic llegint.

Hi ha barreja de:

1) els que penso regalar (i ja tenen destinataris):

  • Cartes mortes (sí, ja em perdonareu, però em sembla que ara toca), del menda
  • París-Bis, de Quim Soler
  • Mystical Dreamers, de Luis Harss (ja llegit)
2) els que m'han regalat (aquí, de vegades, veureu que es sobreposen títols d'altres categories)
  • París-Bis, de Quim Soler
  • Mystical Dreamers, de Luis Harss
  • L'home manuscrit, de Manuel Baixauli
  • Crònica d'un delicte menor, de Ramon Mas (l'estic llegint)

3) els que he comprat fa poc (i que, per tant, podríem considerar pre-Sant Jordi):
  • Dies de frontera, de Vicenç Pagès i Jordà (l'estic devorant)
  • Eufòria, de Xavier Bosch
  • Dos taüts negres i dos de blancs, de Pep Coll
  • Al cap dels anys, d'Àlvar Valls
  • El franctirador, d'Albert Pijuan
  • Barcelona no existeix, de David Castillo (l'estic llegint)
  • T'hi sé, d'Enric Casasses
  • K.L. Reich, de Joaquim Amat-Piniella
  • Calidoscopio, de Stefan Zweig
4) els que he bescanviat per altres llibres, revistes i/o contacte carnal:
  • La barca d'Isis, de Joan Oller
  • La vida somni de Balso Snell, de Nathaniel West (l'estic llegint)
  • El passat i els càstigs, de Yu Hua
Espero no temptar-me massa quan sigui a Barcelona el dia de Sant Jordi. Sincerament, no estic segur que el pressupost em permeti moltes alegries més...

dissabte, 5 d’abril de 2014

'Pistola, amb música de fons' de Jonathan Lethem

Un més. Acabo de llegir un llibre més del catàleg de l'editorial Males Herbes. I sí, podeu pensar que estic fent una feina gens lliure, molt condicionada, de picar pedra. Però no l'encerteu. Jo sempre llegeixo perquè em surt de la fava i el que em surt de la fava. És una cosa que tinc. Hi ha massa llibres bons esperant-me en algun racó com per perdre el temps només fent deures o passant l'estona. Per tant, torno a engegar. Un més, però no un més. Cada llibre de l'editorial que liquido em posa al dia amb mi mateix. M'ensenya. El que sigui. Em diu aquest que acabes de tancar no és un llibre més, un llibre qualsevol, un llibre i prou. La sensació, doncs, és que Males Herbes aconsegueix reunir sota un mateix segell productes, gèneres, autors, intencions que, tot i ser absolutament heterogènies entre si, no desentonen del tot col·locadetes una a la vora de l'altra. Autors traduïts de l'anglès o de no-sé-del cert-quin-xinès. Autors locals, desconeguts o no tant. Autors gamberros, clàssics, innovadors, enginyosos, trenca-gèneres, esotèrics, inclassificables, etc.

Un més. Un més, però no un més. "Pistola, amb música de fons" és una màquina collonuda. És, com passava amb l'editorial, un concert en el que trobareu tot d'elements literaris d'una puresa extrema barrejats i passats per una batedora de normalitat. Si puc, m'explico. El llibre està escrit amb l'estructura, molts dels elements, els personatges, les frases lapidàries, el desencís del perdedor amb honor en un món a vessar de merda, la trama aparent, l'humor sarcàstic, etc. dels hard-boiled més clàssics. Alhora, parlem d'un llibre de ciència ficció: gent congelada i ressuscitada, drogues legals massives per controlar els sentiments/moviments de la població civil, una Oficina que ho controla gairebé tot, animals evolucionats, una mena de subespècie humana que no ha passat per la infantesa, esclaus sense ànima que han estat físicament manipulats (implants neuronals), intercanvi de terminacions nervioses sexuals mascle-femella (a veure qui m'ho explica millor), tot un conjunt de normes arbitràries diferents de les nostres (ex., les preguntes no estan ben vistes), vida mesurada a partir d'unitats de karma, etc. Potser ja sabíem que el gènere del hard-boiled pot conviure perfectament amb el de la ciència-ficció. La mestria de Jonathan Lethem va més enllà: no hi ha cap mena d'estridència en la combinació. El que llegim és la normalitat total.

Per començar a tancar, doncs, un llibre molt entretingut, imaginatiu, collonudament escrit i fortament addictiu. Un gran llibre.

He descobert un autor del qual, n'estic completament segur, buscaré i llegiré tot el que hagi escrit.

Us enfilo aquí sota un collaret amb les denes que he anat subratllant:
Era una pèl-roja amb un parell de pits amatents que sempre semblaven una mica excèntrics [...] 
La teva història no és clara, ni tan sols a la tènue llum de les quatre coses que he descobert. --De tant en tant, tinc una notable facilitat per accedir a la meva font de metàfores. 
Va tirar el cos enrere i la cortina negra dels cabells li va fregar les espatlles i va deixar a la vista un coll on m'hi hauria pogut passar una hora. Una hora al dia, qui sap si una hora cada cinc minuts. 
Era lacònic fins i tot en la violència. 
En Morgenlander va somriure encara més, i les vores dels ulls se li van arrugar com un Pare Noel de grans magatzems que té sensacions estranyes quan una noia li seu a la falda. 
Sabia parlar en una època en què els bons parladors escassejaven. Jo també en sabia, però era un professional fastiguejat. Semblava que en Phoneblum tenia la passió de l'aficionat. 
Hi ha gent que porta coses escrites a la cara; l'alt n'hi portava unes quantes, escrites amb faltes d'ortografia i llapis de colors. 
Quan els seus pits em van caure a les mans, va ser com la primera gota de pluja que toca un metall tan sec i tan rovellat i tan calent pel sol que s'evapora instantàniament i deixa el metall sec una altra vegada. 
A les fosques tenia bon aspecte, la llum del carrer que entrava pel vidre esmerilat de la finestra del bany em perfilava el cos, però sabia que no havia de cometre l'error d'encendre el llum. Havia passat a formar part de la categoria sempre creixent de les coses que fan més goig si no encens el llum.
Au, a seguir llegint!

Ps. També m'han agradat molt algunes perletes del traductor. Com el verb "colltorçar", per exemple, aplicat a uns llums de peu.